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New Political Humor - Election 2016

4/26/2015

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  • Hillary Clinton drove a van to Iowa as most college kids in Iowa were driving a van to Florida for Spring break.  She stopped at a Chipotle on the way and told her staff,  "Well that takes care of the Latino vote."
  • FL Senator Marco Rubio's is a candidate for President and his wife is a former Miami Dolphin Cheerleader.  So she experience faking enthusiasm even when the possibility for victory is small.
  • The  Pope was scheduled to visit the President for an hour in September.  That has been expanded to two hours, lot's of Secret Service agents need to go to Confession.
  • Jeb Bush running for President is the Bush family version of "No Child Left Behind."
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    Here are a few samples of humor I'm currently using. This humor gets updated, so bookmark this page and check back frequently.  All humor is based on bad decisions people make.  I never use humor that is based on things people don't choose such as gender, ethnicity, sexuality, mental capacity, physical appearance, etc.

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