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<channel><title><![CDATA[Patrick Haggerty - Blog]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.patrickhaggerty.com/blog]]></link><description><![CDATA[Blog]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2026 03:21:49 -0700</pubDate><generator>EditMySite</generator><item><title><![CDATA[New Political Humor - Election 2016]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.patrickhaggerty.com/blog/new-political-humor-election-2016]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.patrickhaggerty.com/blog/new-political-humor-election-2016#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2015 20:51:38 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.patrickhaggerty.com/blog/new-political-humor-election-2016</guid><description><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton drove a van to Iowa as most college kids in Iowa were driving a van to Florida for Spring break.&nbsp; She stopped at a Chipotle on the way and told her staff,&nbsp; "Well that takes care of the Latino vote."FL Senator Marco Rubio's is a candidate for President and his wife is a former Miami Dolphin Cheerleader.&nbsp; So she experience faking enthusiasm even when the possibility for victory is small.The&nbsp; Pope was scheduled to visit the President for an hour in September.&nbs [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="paragraph" style="text-align:left;"><ul><li><span style="background-color: initial;"><font size="4">Hillary Clinton drove a van to Iowa as most college kids in Iowa were driving a van to Florida for Spring break.&nbsp; She stopped at a Chipotle on the way and told her staff,&nbsp; "Well that takes care of the Latino vote."</font></span></li><li><span style="background-color: initial;"><font size="4">FL Senator Marco Rubio's is a candidate for President and his wife is a former Miami Dolphin Cheerleader.&nbsp; So she experience faking enthusiasm even when the possibility for victory is small.</font></span></li><li><span style="background-color: initial;"><font size="4">The&nbsp; Pope was scheduled to visit the President for an hour in September.&nbsp; That has been expanded to two hours, lot's of Secret Service agents need to go to Confession.</font></span></li><li><span style="background-color: initial;"><font size="4">Jeb Bush running for President is the Bush family version of "No Child Left Behind."</font></span></li></ul></div>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>