New Political Humor - Election 2016

• Hillary Clinton drove a van to Iowa as most college kids in Iowa were driving a van to Florida for Spring break.  She stopped at a Chipotle on the way and told her staff,  "Well that takes care of the Latino vote."
• FL Senator Marco Rubio's is a candidate for President and his wife is a former Miami Dolphin Cheerleader.  So she experience faking enthusiasm even when the possibility for victory is small.
• The  Pope was scheduled to visit the President for an hour in September.  That has been expanded to two hours, lot's of Secret Service agents need to go to Confession.
• Jeb Bush running for President is the Bush family version of "No Child Left Behind."