Current Political Humor

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Here are a few samples of humor I'm currently using.  This humor gets updated, so bookmark this page and check back frequently.  All humor is based on bad decisions people make.  I never use humor that is based on things people don't choose such as gender, ethnicity, sexuality, mental capacity, physical appearance, etc.

(updated 8/14/18)

 


  • Did the Trump campaign coordinate or any way collude with Russia in the 2016 election?  No one knows for sure.  One thing we do know, Hillary's campaign did NOT coordinate or talk with anyone in Ohio, Pennsylvania or Wisconsin.
  • The Florida legislature has passed a law allowing school teachers to be armed, this includes Librarians.  Since the passage of that law, talking in school libraries has gone down 99%.
  • A woman was escorted out of the CPAC meeting for booing and harassing Donald Trump.  Melanie should really learn to take care of this things at home.
  • Effective 1/1/18, recreational Marijuana is now legal in California.  Previously, only medical Marijuana was available.  It is amazing that on News Years Day, millions of cases of insomnia, nausea and other maladies in California were cured.
  • Hillary Clinton's book is titled, "What happened."  That is the censored version of the title.  
  • Before he married Michelle, Barack Obama proposed to a former girlfriend who turned him down.  She did not think he had a promising future career.  She was correct, right now Obama is in his mid 50s and unemployed guy.
  • All of Donald Trump's wives are immigrants to this country, which proves there are some jobs that Americans simply won't do.
  • One of the 17 Republican candidates running for President was former FL Governor Jeb Bush.  His father was President and his brother was President.  So, Jeb Bush running for President is the Bush family version of no child left behind.
  • It will be a few years before the Barack Obama Library and Museum will be built to celebrate Obama's Presidential achievements.  Until then, we'll have to rely on MSNBC.
  • The White House Chief Usher said he is sorry Hillary did not win the Presidency, saying "If she and Bill had moved back in, maybe they would have returned the furniture they took with them when they moved out."
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