- Hillary Clinton drove a van to Iowa as most college kids in Iowa were driving a van to Florida for Spring break. She stopped at a Chipotle on the way and told her staff, "Well that takes care of the Latino vote."
- FL Senator Marco Rubio's is a candidate for President and his wife is a former Miami Dolphin Cheerleader. So she experience faking enthusiasm even when the possibility for victory is small.
- The Pope was scheduled to visit the President for an hour in September. That has been expanded to two hours, lot's of Secret Service agents need to go to Confession.
- Jeb Bush running for President is the Bush family version of "No Child Left Behind."
Here are a few samples of humor I'm currently using. This humor gets updated, so bookmark this page and check back frequently. All humor is based on bad decisions people make. I never use humor that is based on things people don't choose such as gender, ethnicity, sexuality, mental capacity, physical appearance, etc.