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Political Humor
All the humor used is current and tied to what's in the news TODAY. I'm an equal opportunity abuser, I tell jokes about everyone who deserves it without regard to party affiliation. In order not to offend anyone, my humor is always based on bad decisions. For example, a Bill Clinton joke would have to do with the last minute pardons, Monica, etc., because those are all decisions he freely made. Jokes are NEVER made about what people do NOT choose such as their gender, skin color, being bald, short, tall, fat, etc.

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Here are a few samples of humor I'm currently using.
This humor gets updated, so bookmark this page and check back frequently.
When Idaho Senator Larry Craig finally leaves the Senate, he won't be unemployed long. He has a job offer to be the Executive Director of the Restless Leg Syndrome Foundation.
Many Presidents have a name for their time in office. FDR's was the New deal, Kennedy's was Camelot, Reagan's was the Reagan Revolution so what shall we call Bill Clinton's 8 years in office? How about "Sex between the Bushes?"
Retired Army General Ricardo Sanchez criticized the Bush Administration for not having a "strategy for victory in Iraq." There seems to be a pattern with Presidents and the military.  Bush can't control his Generals and Clinton can't control his Privates.

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