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All the humor used is current to what's in the news TODAY. I'm an equal opportunity abuser, I tell jokes about everyone who deserves it without regard to party affiliation. In order to never offend anyone, my humor is always based on bad decisions. For example, a Bill Clinton joke would have to do with selling of last minute pardons, Monica, etc., because those are all decisions he freely made. He did not choose to be a white male. Jokes are NEVER made about what people do NOT choose such as their gender, skin color, sexuality, intellectual abilities, etc.

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Here are a few samples of humor I'm currently using. This humor gets updated, so bookmark this page and check back frequently.

	There are only four or five people who can fire an 4 star General and Gen. Stanley McChrystal was able to insult three of them.
	Al Gore is disappointed. His divorce lawyer explained that Community Property laws mean that now Al can only save half the Earth. Tipper is still deciding which half of the Internet she'll take.
	All those Russian spies the FBI arrested were able to blend into American society by doing what average Americans do. For example, for about a month they pretended to actually care about Soccer and the World Cup.
	Given all the ethical problems New York politicians (Eliot Sptizer, Eric Massa, Charlie Rangel, David Patterson) are having, maybe for this November's elections, candidates in New York should use campaign slogans like "seldom been arrested" or "no felonies, just misdemeanors"
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